In 1991, Harry and Ron managed to get on Filch's bad side on their very first day at Hogwarts School, when he and Ronald Weasley got lost and inadvertently tried to enter the out-of-bounds third-floor corridor. Dont worry, however. [44], So! If youre like me, you might enjoyRuns in the Familyby TransBoyWonder. You've been stealing! [14] By the end of the 1970s, Filch had already filled at least one thousand and fifty-six boxes with punishment records. Short as fuck, I know, but take it or leave it. [54] Umbridge was a sadistic woman who, like Filch, enjoyed torturing and punishing students. [59] Later that same month, after Gryffindor's abysmal performance in their Quidditch match against Hufflepuff, the Slytherin sang Weasley is Our King so loudly and frequently that Filch banned the song from the corridors out of sheer irritation.[60]. This belongs to a school champion! Slut Harry spends Christmas at the Burrow. Egg? Delegations of students from Beauxbatons Academy of Magic and Durmstrang Institute came to Hogwarts in order to watch the Tournament and sign up to be chosen as one of the champions. After being freed, Astra wants to know all about the life of her old friend, Harry. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter Page to Screen: The Complete Filmmaking Journey, LEGO Harry Potter: Building the Magical World, LEGO Harry Potter: Characters of the Magical World, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald, Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore, Magic Beyond Words: The J.K. Rowling Story, Fantastic Beasts: Cases from the Wizarding World, Creator: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, out-of-bounds corridor on the third floor, Mrs Skower's All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover, "World Exclusive Interview with J K Rowling,", South West News Service interview with JKR, Writing by J. K. Rowling: "The Marauder's Map", Filch's role in the films is much the same as his role in the books, though in the. 7. Ronald Weasley demanded to know what did it matter if the students were smuggling Dark objects out of the premises, and his cheek earned him a few jabs with the Sensor. Harry didnt want to react this way. In early February, Professor Sprout kindly assured Filch she would have Mrs Norris back in no time, as the Mandrakes, who were maturing for the Mandrake Restorative Draught, were already moody, secretive, and with acne. Then, Professor Alastor Moody (actually Barty Crouch Jnr under the Polyjuice Potion) appeared and made them leave, convincing them that no one was there, saving Harry and later giving Harry's things back. Five years after their marriage, Harry and Ginny encounter new and disturbing challenges to their marriage and their happiness. Filch confiscated a shrunken head from Vincent Crabbe. InBustle by yeaka, Quidditch star Oliver Wood has to deal with adoring fans and his raging desire for his boyfriend Percy. Harry Potter is a slut. Thank you for signing up! Harry sank into one of the trick steps and got stuck in it, making his golden egg break open and wail. Munga. Harry Potter was the son and only child of Prince James and Princess Lily. The next year, he was responsible for recognising Dark objects that were brought into Hogwarts. On two occasions, he shut Mrs Norris inside a suit of armour, from which she was rescued by a furious Filch, yowling loudly. He is found and adopted by Merlin and is stuck in the past and is immortal until his time approaches. [14] He had knobbly hands and whenever he got the flu, a bulbous and unusually purple nose. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. [31], Harry Potter and the Philosopher's StoneFilch tries to catch the trio and Neville Longbottom breaking rules, By 1991, Filch had Mrs Norris, his cat, following Rubeus Hagrid every time he went up into the Castle. Were giving away a stack of our 20 favorite books of the year. This is an implied slash, don't like, don't read! He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. Lily however loved Harry. "Pleasetell me." Harry said, looking worried. After a rough summer with his family, Harry is just happy to see his friends again. Filch fought a running war with Peeves, the Poltergeist, and the two were sworn enemies for more than twenty-five years. Any necessary warnings will be at the top of each chapter, and a little summary will be there as well if you're reading this for the meagre plot included (There's no discernible reason you would be, it's smut) and don't want to read that particular chapter. Filch also appeared to respect Headmaster Albus Dumbledore very much. After the battle, he returned to his position of caretaker, as he was immediately seen sweeping near the Great Hall. [73], Filch had been looking for someone to clear out his old punishment files, and when Severus Snape put Harry Potter in detention for hurting Draco Malfoy, he put Harry to work by making him copying out the misdeeds and punishments afresh and making sure that they were in alphabetical order without the aid of magic. ARTHUR WHERE IS MY IMPREGNATION? Handsby iamisaac is erotic fiction starring Albus and Teddy Lupin. [2], Haven't you been complaining about Peeves for a quarter of a century?Minerva McGonagall, in 1998, indicates how long Filch has been working at Hogwarts, In around 1968,[11] Filch joined the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry,[9] succeeding Apollyon Pringle as Caretaker. In this extremely strange erotic fanfic, Hogwarts is lonely and the giant squid is there to fill those halls. . At the end of the day, Umbridge was dishevelled, sweaty-faced and soot-blackened from trying to extinguish the fireworks, and Filch set one of his brooms ablaze when he tried to swat at the fireworks in midair. What's this racket? by phantompopcorn, Ron gives Hermione the best kind of birthday present. Language: English Words: 45,464 Chapters: 19 /? This is Aaron Taylor-Johnson from Nowhere Boy. However, when he returned to his office, he learned that Harry had read his letter about Kwikspell courses. Professor Dumbledore took full responsibility for the group, and was to be escorted to the Ministry, where he would be formally charged, and then sent to Azkaban to await trial for conspiracy and sedition. [10], Little is known about Filch's early life. Harry told Hermione to calm down and tell him what's wrong. It would explain a lot. The idea of sex has always frightened Neville, but Luna is more than happy to guide the way. Harry Potter gives it a try with Moaning Myrtle inHarry Potters Ghostly Experienceby mercuryidols. [7], After Harry Potter and Hermione Granger had carried Norbert to the Astronomy Tower, so that Charles Weasley's colleagues could take the dragon to Romania, Filch caught the pair roaming the Astronomy Corridor on their way back to Gryffindor Tower in the early hours of 10 May, 1992. With so many compelling characters in the Potterverse, its no surprise that non-canon erotica makes up the majority of the erotic Harry Potter fanfic out there. Harry is in his 2nd year when he gets another detention from Lockhart. Harry goes into heat and Arthur cant resist. Harry cast this jinx twice, to general applause, on an unsuspecting Argus Filch. Why would he? Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. [81] The caretaker stayed in the Castle during the battle,[82] although it is unknown how, as a Squib, he participated in the battle; perhaps he stayed to tend to the fighters' injuries or to aid the Hogwarts forces with his extensive knowledge of the Castle layout and secret passages. If you don't want to read that, I'd recommend finding another story rather than giving this one a try. Filch also did not suspect anything that was from Rosmerta, another factor that would have permitted the necklace and poisoned mead to enter the castle as well as a flaw that Draco attempted to take advantage of. As Severus Snape was a very strict and somewhat cruel teacher, Filch respected that and acted a loyal subordinate to him. Filch usually wandered around the school corridors with his cat Mrs Norris, trying to catch students breaking the school rules and complaining about Peeves the Poltergeist. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike, aka Full Pensieve, is one of the most well-written and realistic HP fanfic that I've ever read. Why should he feel bad about that? However, Dumbledore managed to convince Filch that Harry was not responsible, as he could not have performed such Dark magic, being twelve years old at the time. [51], If Filchs trying to learn magic from a Kwikspell course, I reckon he must be a Squib. Arthur and Molly's children have all grown up and moved out. The only thing that is known is that he respected many of them, and did what they say without question. Youve been warned. InAs I Walk From My Machine by tamlane, Percy moves on to Astoria Greengrass after, on behalf on the Ministry of Magic, he puts out an ad asking for subjects to test experimental sex magic and Astoria answers the call. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. PEEVES! [18] Although Filch was a Squib and could not make the map work properly,[18] he did know that it was called the Marauder's Map. We ask that you follow our rules and guidelines by visiting the Policy Category. [62] Harry Potter helped Dean Thomas mess up the clock in the Clock Tower, Colin Creevey sent the Inquisitorial Squad several rude Howlers in chocolate boxes, and Parvati and Padma Patil poured Babbling Beverage into the school loudspeakers. Hermione makes a brief appearance as well. He kept his job of caretaker after the Second Wizarding War. On 14 February 1989, Filch attended the Valentine's Day Ball with Pince. Argus Filch seemed so interested in punishing rebellious students in the old manners. The process took longer than normal as Filch triple-checked everybody with his Secrecy Sensor. The full list comprises some four hundred and thirty-seven items, I believe, and can be viewed in Mr Filch's office, if anybody would like to check it.Albus Dumbledore starts his announcements over the Start-of-Term Feast, Before the start of the school term, Filch extended the list of forbidden objects within the school premises so that it included four hundred and thirty-seven items, including Screaming Yo-yos, Fanged Frisbees, and Ever-Bashing Boomerangs. Well, he thinks so, and he intends to act on it. On one occasion, he terrified a pair of first-year girls into hysterics. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply, No Archive Warnings Apply, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Underage, Rape/Non-Con, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (3), Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, wait no there really isn't smut wth did I just write, I think that from being bad at prose I've gone straight to fucking being weird, Fluff will probably creep in because it always does, Book 2: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, except 28 yr olds shouldn't be crushing on 12 yr olds lmao, Juciest Lucius and his magnificent Staff, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter/Gilderoy Lockhart, Hermione Granger and her parents (mentioned), Arthurs Semen has its own name and is somewhat sentient against thots, lucius Malfoy has a magnificent extendable arse. 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